I’ve
received a lot of compliments in my lifetime. I’m not bragging; I’m just
stating a truth. We all receive a lot of compliments as we go through life.
But have you
ever received a compliment that is just…out of the norm? Not something you, or
anyone else, are typically complimented on.
You know,
something like:
“You have
really nice eyebrows. They’re like a model’s.”
Please tell
me I’m not the only one.
The first
time I received this compliment, I was about 16. It was at a Mary Kay party
that was filled with middle-aged women from my church. I think I was the
only one there under the age of 40. The host told everyone that I had perfect, model eyebrows. Everyone turned and nodded in agreement. I thought it
was just because I still had my youth.
Shortly after that, one of my close friends complimented me on them. We
were talking during lunch, and she stops mid-conversation and says, “I really
like your eyebrows, by the way.”
Since then
I’ve had even more friends mention the modelness of my eyebrows. And it's still just as awkward as the first time.
I was
reminded of the awkwardness of this compliment a few weeks ago when my
dermatologist and her assistant both said I had eyebrows like a model. But it
wasn’t just a quick, “You have nice eyebrows.” It was a minute-long discussion
about my eyebrows. And I’m just sitting there, not knowing what to say while
they look at and talk about me.
I still don't quite understand the fascination with my eyebrows. However,
what I do know is that my eyebrows didn’t use to look good. In
fact, they were horrible. Like, I want to destroy every picture of my sixth and
seventh grade self. Yes, they were that bad.
Let me
explain.
As I
approached my teenager years, I became more aware of those hairs that were
making me look like Frida. ("If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows!") My three older sisters no longer lived
at home, so I looked to my mother for inspiration.
Well, my
mother has always had…interesting eyebrows. I know that now. I’m sure they fit
in just fine in the 70s, but now they just look like an upside down Nike swoosh. My 13-year-old self didn’t think to ask for help in shaping
her eyebrows or consulting her sisters; I was too independent for that. So my
mother’s eyebrows it was.
May you
never see a picture of me in sixth or seventh grade.
I was the
epitome of an awkward middle schooler: long straggly hair, braces, and bad eyebrows.
Luckily, my
sisters intervened and made me grow them out. And then my sister shaped them
wrong. So I had to grow them out again and let my other sister do them.
But now I
have eyebrows on par with Christie Brinkley, Tyra Banks, and Heidi Klum!
Moral of the
story: You can overcome anything! Including bad eyebrows! Also, everyone’s
awkward in middle school. It’s a rite of passage.
